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Posted: Apr 7 2005, 10:09 AM
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Im'a gonna have to try this!!!


A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.




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Posted: Apr 7 2005, 10:33 AM
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Posted: Apr 8 2005, 05:23 AM
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"He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."


Thanks CJ, I needed a larf!




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Posted: Apr 25 2005, 05:05 AM
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two lil eggs are boiling away in a pot of water on the stovetop........the lil girly egg looks over to the lil boy an suddenly squeaks out ohhhhh....i think ive got a crack blushNEW.gif ....the lil boy egg looks over grumpily an gruffly replies......dont bloody talk to me love, .....im not hard yet ...LOL




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Posted: Apr 26 2005, 03:12 PM
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Whats the difference between a blowjob from a nanna with her teeth out an bungee jumping?? whistlingNEW2.gif ........Theyre both F**king awesome!!!! blushNEW.gif ........just Dont look Down ...LOL.......




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Posted: Apr 28 2005, 06:59 AM
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GENIE IN A BOTTLE



A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.



The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."



So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"



"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.



"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."



"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life"



"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the I least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.



"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.



"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"



"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"



"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."



The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"



She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right." Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"



You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"



So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"



"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.



"No Kidding." he said , "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

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Posted: May 7 2005, 12:31 AM
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Posted: Nov 14 2005, 10:56 PM
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There are rumors circulating that because of the CIA leak investigation, Vice President Dick Cheney would resign and Condoleezza Rice will take his place. Due to the complex nature of the arrangement, it had to be explained to the President using puppets."
--Jay Leno




"The results from the Iraqi election are coming in and the Sunnis are claiming that the election was rigged. So looks like they got an American-style democracy after all."
--David Letterman




"Here's a reminder to Iraq: The crooked voting machines are due back in Florida by Friday."
--David Letterman




"Karl Rove testified in front of the grand jury for the fourth time. This is the fourth time in front of the grand jury. In fact this time he had to give his testimony standing up. See the first three times he lied his ass off, so he had to stand up."
--Jay Leno




"You know I love New Orleans, they're vowing to hold Mardi Gras this year come hell or -- no pun -- high water. This is interesting, they've always had a Mardi Gras drink called the Hurricane. They're not going to serve that this year, but they've got a new one called the FEMA. It's strong, it hits you about a week later."
--Bill Maher




"President Bush is taking more liberal positions. For example global warming. He used to be against it. Now it's the Republican plan for heating homes this winter."
-Jay Leno




"I think the President is losing it. The BBC is reporting that Bush told a group of Palestinian ministers that God told him to invade Iraq. You see, that's what happens when you mix the New Testament and Old Milwaukee."
--Bill Maher




"Now here's some sad information coming out of Washington. According to reports, President Bush may be drinking again. And I thought, 'Well, why not? He's got everybody else drinking.'"
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Posted: Nov 15 2005, 08:54 PM
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Attorneys should never ask a witness a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer................

In a small southern town, the prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded: "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.

You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't
the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked: "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?

She again replied: "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he
was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is
one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost faints.

The judge then asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said: "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."




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Posted: Jan 12 2006, 08:08 AM
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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top
of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they're amazing.


They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.


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Posted: Jan 12 2006, 08:12 AM
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Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.


Hiya CJ, that was a good one! I liked it!
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Posted: Jan 12 2006, 08:25 AM
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Here's a few chortles...



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Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.



Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.



What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.



What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?

The position of the dirt bag



What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.



What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

45 lbs



What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes



What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.



Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.



Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.



What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.



What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.



What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.



Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.



How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!



Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.

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Posted: Jan 12 2006, 06:38 PM
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Posted: Jan 12 2006, 07:43 PM
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Ahahaha I like that one CJ!

I don't think Laz thought it was as funny as I did though roflsmiley.gif

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Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!


PuPP, I used to do a little volunteer work at a bingo hall, and my god is that one ever true. BINGO holds some sort of mysterious power of transformation that changes sweet little old ladies into horrible bitter hags, and kindly old men into some of the lewdest creatures on the face of the earth bang.gif




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Posted: Jan 13 2006, 06:52 AM
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.


The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But,
before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first
request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening,
Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a
very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is
your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes
off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this
time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters
the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is
your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."

The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass
horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!"







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